I confess that:
+ Jessica's story about that creep stealing her online identity: stealing pictures of her and her children and basically claiming to be her and that Jessica's children were hers has me really scared. So, any photos of my kiddos will now have an annoying watermark; but I'd rather be safe than sorry. Some people are real weirdos and clearly are certifiably insane to pull stunts like that.
+ Even with the special "Please don't knock or ring the doorbell; the baby is sleeping" sign I've taped to my front door, delivery people still ring our doorbell. And our UPS guy, bless him, doesn't ring the doorbell, but honks when he's leaving my house. Seriously, y'all, I'm about to make them come inside and deal with a cranky toddler who was awakened from his nap if they keep that up.
+ Speaking of waking toddlers up from naps, our neighbors across the street (like, 150 yards away) works out every Friday in his garage-turned-gym during nap time. And by working out, I mean doing CrossFit and literally slamming 300+ pound weights on his concrete garage floor with the garage door wide open. And we can hear that slamming sound in our house, no joke. It's that loud. He has woken both Walker and me up from naps on multiple occasions, and I had had enough last week. I texted Brandon, who in turn texted the guy and it finally stopped. But for real, pregnant hormonal lady over here was THISCLOSE to marching across the street and letting him have a piece of my mind. (And he even has a toddler and a newborn at home…!?)
+ I get major face chub when I'm pregnant. Like, major. (It doesn't help that I practically eat whatever I want when I'm pregnant, but eh, whatever.) BUT. My legs and arms will stay the same, but man, I gain weight in my face like none other. I stand in my mirror and pull back my face chub and am like, "Oh, hello! So that's what you actually look like!" Awful, but true.
+ I love me some spring weather, but this rain can leave anytime it wants. I truly never knew the value of a sunny day until I stayed at home and had a toddler to entertain.
+ Walker kept wanting to read the same "Curious George" book over and over (during naps and at bedtime each day for weeks on end), so I hid it. Whoops! I'll bring it back out in a few weeks. ;)
+ I get really annoyed when people have vocal fry (like the Kardashians). I just want to scream, "Do you really talk like that? Do you hear yourself?"
+ I'm starting to get really terrified about having two children. Some days I can barely handle one and am looking for the nearest adult to "adult" better than me…and I'm about to be responsible for two little lives. Tell me that I can do it…?!
+ We have gotten really into "The Tudors" lately…and if you haven't noticed with my incessant posting about shows like "The White Queen," we're on a royal history-watching binge as of late. (And yes, I realize that makes me a nerd.) But y'all, Henry Cavill is in it and whoa man, he's easy on the eyes!
+ Pregnant brain is real, y'all. I swear, if I don't write it down or do it right as I think of it, it doesn't happen. I can't tell you how many trips to the grocery store I've made in the last week or two because I've forgotten one (main) ingredient for that night's recipe. And I never do that!
So what about y'all? What are you confessing on this Thursday?