Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Tales from Pregnant Land

I had the first "pregnant problem" of the day today. Actually, I've had a lot of those personally, but never the one where someone actually calls you out. 

So picture this, okay?


My friend/co-worker Susana and I go to McAlister's for lunch today. I'm not feeling that great {just nauseous in my 19th week of pregnancy, NBD} and just want to order my food and sit down. 

I'm wearing a white button-down shirt {non-maternity} and a cute pink skirt from Gap with an exposed gold zipper in the back {also non-maternity}. Well, because my stomach was hurting...and also because this is likely the last time I'll be able to wear this skirt until post-baby...I had the zipper unzipped in the back about 1/4 of an inch. Totally not noticeable. 

So, after I placed my order, I went to get a lid for my tea at their little drink station. A woman comes up behind me and says in the most sarcastic voice, "Your skirt is not zipped all the way in the back. Did you know that?" I turned around, looked at her and said, "Yes, I knew that. I'm pregnant." And just held my gaze for about five seconds before walking off. 

Y'all, the look on her face was priceless. I'm sorry, but please don't say that to me, whether you knew I was pregnant or not. Perhaps she was just trying to be nice, but I was not in the mood. 

...and then I proceeded to throw up in the bathroom at the restaurant. 

#pregnantladyproblems 

1 comment:

  1. ughhhh I'd have punched her too! People are terrible sometimes! She must not be Southern ;)

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